I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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