You're so nebulous sometimes
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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