how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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