just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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