fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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