your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
