i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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