North Korea, Best Korea!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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