I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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