Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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