Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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