Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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