i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
should my penis look like a turkey
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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