Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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