dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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