More tranny stories later!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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