I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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