I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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