absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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