I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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