it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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