honey bunches of taint.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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