Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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