Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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