I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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