Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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