she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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