it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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