so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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