this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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