Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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