do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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