I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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