It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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