Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
