My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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