So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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