Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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