So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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