at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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