I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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