Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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