I am spending my child support on dildos
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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