I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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