What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i think i just lost a toe
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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