oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
