You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my vag is so smooth its legendary
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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