He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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