she looked like the before picture.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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