they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just found a bag of teeth...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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