At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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