So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN