she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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